I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023

Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.

A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

you have bevel

When you gotta tell someone they have the bevel tool in Blender to make a triangle.

YOU HAVE BEVEL, TYLER!

by DimpsyBoots November 2, 2019

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020