Milky Fart

When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.

I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.

by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018

butt farting

When Ashley farts

Quit butt farting Ashley

by JoshuaB86 October 28, 2017

Fart boy

It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class

Did you see the fart boy in class today?

by Grehdjvjrirggfrhvxfg February 4, 2020

justin fart

a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot

Charlay: hey did you hear my diss agaisnt justin fart?

John: yeah you fuckin gassed that bitch

by realtalk12334 September 18, 2012

fart cave

When a pillow or blanket fort suddenly becomes a dutch oven.

Jeff and I made a blanket fort in bed--but then he made it a fart cave!!!

by buffybean November 27, 2012

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013