Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.

Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"

by therealsemechki January 9, 2024

Purple guy

Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.

"Hello Jimmy I became a Purple guy"

Jimmy:...GOD NO PLEASE

by A game enjoyer January 9, 2024

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Purple Cart

The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.

I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.

by Boxman45 December 10, 2023

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023