Australian hat hair

Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.

Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!

by puggy343 May 24, 2006

ass hat hair

like hat hair, but worse.

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"

by fullofpith October 20, 2007

Whip my hair

v. Female Masturbation

Tasha:hey Jessica Ryan and I are on our way to the library to study for the test this afternoon, do you wanna join us?
Jessica:sure, I just have to use the bathroom real quick to whip my hair.
Tasha:ok girl take your time.

Angelica:so I heard you and Nick hooked up last night after the party, how was he?
Sarah:pretty bad, he drank too much so he passed out.
Angelica:how long did he last?
Sarah:less than five minutes, I ended up just whipping my hair.
Angelica:I hate it when that happens

by Expierence Driver November 1, 2010

hair pie

A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"

Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!

by Minta Moisty April 8, 2005

facial hair freedom

The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.

No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"

After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.

by Downvoting Victim March 23, 2017

Emo Hair Flip

a weird motion of the head that is only necessitated by the ridiculously long piece of shitty looking, greased-up hair that is slicked to the faces of the majority of guys (?!?! hard to tell...) that are obviously too emo for their own good. can be witnessed most often at taking back sunday shows and bands of the like.

hot guy who refuses to look like a complete moron: "hey, what's wrong with that kids' neck?"

hot guys' friend: "i don't know, it appears as though he has some sort of nervous twitch"

hot guy who refuses to look like a complete moron: "ohhh nevermind! look at those skinny pants and idiotic checkered converse! it's just an emo kid with stupid hair doing the emo hair flip"

hot guys' friend: "phewww! i thought we were going to have to call 911 there for a minute!"

by Emoness August 9, 2006

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007