Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

by #13 rocks June 1, 2018

Five Under

(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"

These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.

I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.

by MattyBev June 6, 2018

five

the word five AKA 5 is a number duh

i have five fingers

by @puglover June 11, 2018

Five In The Same Hole

Flamingo and Friends.
The "Flamingo and Friends" consist of one female and five men.
This is Five In The Same Hole.

It's hard to fit, but they manage.

"Yo bro, wanna watch some Five In The Same Hole?"
"Flamingo and Friends?"
"Yeah bro"
"Bettttt"

by therealmodshonda#1fan January 17, 2023

Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad

dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy

by nexusmoki January 23, 2023