Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

Cum pump

When someone keeps cumming and can’t stop for a while

Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth

Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action

by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021

Lung Cum

The act when a participant receiving head deep throats the other party. Right when the participant is about to ejaculate, he then punches the other party in the throat. This causes them to inhale in surprise, causing them to inhale semen into their lung.

Sabrina never heard of drowning in semen until I gave her the classic case of lung cum. Her physician asked for my number.

by Tmoorecmooretacomunch April 3, 2021

Cum Wipper

A milky leaf blower

Get out the cum wipper!

by frozencat July 24, 2022

Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.

Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 22, 2022

carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby

Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!

by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022