wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

by Baconwound August 9, 2022

Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

Dutty wank

To wank into a sock

Think I’ll have a dutty wank don’t want to make a mess

by Johnalohn April 22, 2022

Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

Wank party

A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.

Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.

by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022