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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.
That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!
by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025
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Waffle/Waffling

1, When a person is talking nonsense,

2, Going into too much detail

3, Does not know what they are talking about

4,Talking too much
1,Yo, fam she was WAFFLING, she hurt my ears.
2, Okay, Jeremy taking long fam, ya WAFFLING!

3 Yo, called Kyle, he was WAFFLE/WAFFLING, he is on a long one! Forget it fam.

4, Lisa, yo you're WAFFLING, get on with it!
by lalalalalalaNW10 March 18, 2025
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Waffles

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped
Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.
by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025
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Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.
Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.
by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025
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Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.
You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.
by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025
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Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
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