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The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!
"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"
by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025
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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Edu-waffle

The use of trendy and emotive language in educational contexts to convey or describe otherwise normal, expected and mundane occurrences. Often used to virtue signal and gain validation.
Edu-waffle: "What stood out most was the way Paul spoke about putting children at the heart of every decision, and the deep, intentional leadership they've cultivated. High standards, but always deeply relational."

Reality: Paul is fulfilling the basic criteria within his job role.
by MrTeacherMan May 9, 2025
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waffle nugget

what a 10 year old would call you in place of calling you a right cunt when they can’t actually your a right cunt
well you’re uh you’re a waffle nugget
by DahliaTheWeremoth June 11, 2025
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Blue Waffle

Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.
by BBGNNS July 2, 2023
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Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.
I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle
by Kazow420 July 6, 2023
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waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 9, 2023
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