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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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toe picker

some who takes away from poor people.
"your a toe picker for takin my lunch money
by fuckin cellenana March 6, 2017
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toe smuggler

This is the name given to a certain species who are able to smuggle drugs via the toe area. This done by wrapping a plaster around the toe which is able to hide the narcotics.
My names joe and I'm a toe smuggler.
by Toesmugglingfanboy March 17, 2017
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mammol toe

A male version of a camel toe. When he hikes his pants up too high that it bunches his junk, creating a repulsive bulge. Ball. Dick. Ball
Pull yo pants down bro! You got some serious mammol toe going on
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
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Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.
I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.
by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016
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Toes Down

When you get so hammered drunk that your friends have to drag you out of the bar, so your toes are dragging
Holy fuck Jason do you even remember dancing with that fatty? You were toes down shitfaced!
by ToesDownWheelsUp September 15, 2016
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toe dropping

I like to work with other people and reach out to anyone who wants the same like I'm toe dropping!
by 44wordsmith44 September 6, 2016
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