Long

A strapping, strong, young man. Knows how to use his flippers. Can outrun a shark. His name may be Long but his love for women is short, he's gay.

Is that my boyfriend Long?

by Chuck Messerly September 21, 2022

Dou Long

A guy who has an annoying sister

My friend is a Dou Long

by oifwjvr921urp3euwfj0i23rouj September 24, 2022

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022

Long head

Someone that says they meet then long you off all the time.

Connor Murray is a long head.

by Skty May 23, 2022

Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

kaitlinnn long

kaitlin long is the most beautifulest and cutest girl ever❤️

kaitlinnn long belongs to ellie

by ellie kenway May 25, 2022