asshole

a stupid, irritating, contemptible person or an Aidan.

An Aidan will always be an asshole

by ATrueLegend July 4, 2020

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.

Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!

by kitlinski September 28, 2020

Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas

You such an Christmas asshole

by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020

Asshole

That thing anyone has

Look at that asshole over there

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Asshole

An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.

Bill Maher is an asshole.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Asshole Edge

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge

that bitch has some asshole edge !!!!

by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012