by Tee_campbell August 14, 2023
Get the Have a copy mug.It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
Get the You have no sympathy mug.If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
Get the I have granted kids to hell mug.A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
Get the i don't have a phone mug.A phrase used when one of the homies is eating chips on the mic a little too loud and the rest of the party is fed up with him/her.
by HemiHusky81 July 6, 2022
Get the Shut Yo Chip Having Ass Up mug.Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.
by my.pseudonym.is.this July 8, 2022
Get the Having a Doog Day mug.*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022
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