Sexually indecisive

When you have 1 crush but they taking forever and seem not interested so if your friend that is possibly gay come on to you first you’ll flip the script and be a homo. First come first serve lhh.

This girl is seriously my dream girl but between her an Mitchell I’m sexually indecisive 🤷 ♂️

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.

"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."

by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a form of disorder involving demonic possession in acts like

Rape, serious harrassment, and child molestation

Drank suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes October 2, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a form of disorder involving demonic possession by the demon asmodeus, the demon of lust , to commit sex acts like rape,sexual harassment, and sexual abuse-( child molestation)

Ricky suffered from sexual personality disorder.

by rafael e Reyes October 3, 2018

Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined

Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018

national sexual interaction day

the day when you can do anything sexual and get away with it!(:

honey! its national sexual interaction day! what do you wanna do today?

by ya b susan April 15, 2018

Xenos-Sexual

When you’re sexually attracted to strangers but don’t really feel sexually attracted to people you know/are close with.

Xenos is the Greek word for ‘stranger’.

“Yeah I’m xenos-sexual. It’s harder for me to get turned on to someone I know but if I don’t know them I can.”

by Minotaurtaur May 29, 2018