beat me like a clock 😗✌️

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.

Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

by nikkijinx May 5, 2010

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

marching to the beat of his own drum

a common euphemism for masturbation.

“You know, I’ve been called a maverick — someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,” McCain said to cheers.

by onan_the_barbarian October 20, 2008

Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this

emphasis on a person similar to MR, MRS, OR MAM so they know what you're about to say is official.

guess wut Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this...
Q: do you think you're cute
A: yea i'm cute
Q:do you think you're fat
A: HELL NAW Shawty-Rock-to-da-beat-like-this!

by imani tsunami February 6, 2008

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky]

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.

"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

by Will Bradley January 15, 2009

Beat the juicy out of yo Mama’s navel

juicy An aggressive term used to express anger or hatred towards another person.

beat the juicy out of yo mama’s navel

Jack, you’re such a jerk, Imma beat the juicy out of yo mama’s navel!

by Unorthodoxy June 25, 2019