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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017
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Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.
"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"
by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017
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hangover shower

A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.
Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else
by Hangover shower February 9, 2017
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Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
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pre-shower

standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'.
Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door.

I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers.

wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched
by AmAniAc September 3, 2012
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fo-shower

showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.
Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"

Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"
by jswizzle4 January 30, 2012
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