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fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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Fucking fuck

I’m going to fuck up some fucking fucks and fuck them the fuck up fuck.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022
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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.
As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?
by Heathen is High February 12, 2022
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I Fuck You

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fuck off

Rudely telling someone to get the fuck away from you because they're pissing you off.
flipping someone off with words.

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Linzey: *stealing a pack of gum bc the cashier didnt see it on the counter *

Karen: Did you pay for that?

Linzey: Fuck off
by i love trent April 2, 2022
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FUCK

Will Smith don't have to curse to sell records. Well I do so FUCK him and Fuck you to.
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