free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Willy House

A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.

Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)

We ousside if u feel me. (I am)

Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)

Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.

by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024

Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.

He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.

by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024

Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

willy

when you have a log between your legs

woah look at his willy

by sophiathesecond March 5, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told

Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you

by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024