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The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
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Internet Box

Person 1 (fag): My router is not working anymore. I Have no Internet!

Person 2 (chad): Oh u mean ur Internet Box??
by Chadwick Internet BO August 23, 2021
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internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology
I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.
by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004
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Internet personas

Hym "Besides making sissy therapists (and sometimes actual rapists) cry? I donno... I created A.I. So... That's one thing that came of internet personas... Ummm... I donno. The A.I. thing is pretty substantial."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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Internet

The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
by TheThingDudemagabib September 9, 2024
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Internet Angel

A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel

..or someone who is chronically online.
by billybob93;3 November 20, 2024
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Internet Lust

When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.
Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.

Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025
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