hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 31, 2010

red c hair

red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness

Missed by a red c hair

by Bruce Spinner April 24, 2006

Deep Fried Hair

Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.

It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.

Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.

I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.

by dfdsauflkadf December 22, 2008

patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

get some hairs on it

A blunt instruction aimed at a peer, intended to encourage a more masculine approach to life, or a given situation.

Walter; But I really like her and don't want to mess things up.

Lenny; Fucks sake mate, "Get some hairs on it" and get her back to your place.

by joe7002 March 24, 2009

SOft hair fetish

There are people in this world who get really turned on by the fact the person they’re fucking has really soft hair, it gets them really turned on

I have a soft hair fetish so when u have soft hair it turns me on

by Fetish dude February 17, 2019

Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

by DJDuane May 5, 2009