Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

marvel a-fuckers

The avengers fucked up

The marvel a-fuckers fought their first bout with explosive diarrhea

by That feetus September 11, 2020

Tom Fuckered

Getting fucked up, rowdy, wild

Doing something with no fucks

We sure got Tom Fuckered last night

Let's get Tom Fuckered when we get there

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Little bitch fucker

a man or a woman who is such a dumb ass that they mete as well fuck themselves because they are little bitches

"Oh she's a little bitch fucker Couse they killed me in the game because I was afk for a second"

by Flupdiplupins October 13, 2020

Little bitch fucker

A little bitch fucker is a term used to describe some one who is such dumb ass that they are be fucking themselves because they are little bitches.

oh she's a little bitch fucker because they didn't ban a person who was obviously cheating.

by Flupdiplupins October 13, 2020

stuffy fucker

A stuffy fucker is a guy who has sex with his stuffed animals. Sometimes making holes to put their cocks in, stuffy fuckers often do this for sexual pleasure because it is a very simulating experience . Larger stuffed animals are perferable.

You know Octavian? He's definitely a stuffy fucker. All those stuffed animals he has? A sure sign of a stuffy fucker.

by BestiesBeforeTestes March 17, 2017

fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.

Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬

by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017