January 19

National bully Tye day

Fred:yo tye you stink

Tye:what is it January 19

by User5678cunt January 19, 2025

January

A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.

If you come across a January , keep her, they're precious and rare.

by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025

January 22

National "whip" your tits out day.

It's January 22nd, get those tits out.

by Lfkm January 22, 2025

january 23

january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.

Hey I miss you, can we hangout?

No

But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.

Fine

by wordboggles24 January 23, 2025

January 24th

National suck your boyfriend's toes day.

Hey Jaquavius, can I suck your toes?
Ofc you can, it's national suck your boyfriend's toes day!
Glad you remembered if January 24th

by bigblackconnor January 24, 2025

January 24th

Today, you must kiss your girl.

Stan: it’s January 24th, national kiss your girl day

Sally: What are you waiting for??

by arealsudoname January 24, 2025

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025