jacob

This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.

Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.

by Squidward666 June 9, 2018

Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa

Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob

by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018

Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022

jacob

he loves to see naked guys and kiss them, hes so down bad form mexican girls, he loves toes and feet he will get any chance to suck some toes when it comes to those things and he loves dick in his butt

omg did u see jacob hes so slay

by catlover692397340812 August 15, 2022

Kelsey and Jacob

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.

Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.

by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022

Jacob Duda

He’s a cool person as long as you’re not stupid and act like a child

Jacob Duda lost his cool the other day when the freshmen weren’t paying attention

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022