Fake Friend

A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.

Friend: “I’m pretty sure (Name) is using you”. (Y/N): Yeah, she seems like a Fake Friend.

by CiniFoxi May 23, 2019

Bad friend

Someone who hypes there friend up even when they are looking a mess and then that will encourage that friend to keep looking a mess because you are hyping them up.

Your a bad friend because you hyped me up even when I was looking a mess

by Speak facts allll dayyy son June 16, 2019

pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.

I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.

by bellebendek June 17, 2019

What are friends

Something I don’t have😭

Somebody: “what are friends”

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*

by YourMumDamien September 24, 2019

Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.

by Rep69 September 29, 2019

Flash Friends

A couple who meet and, within minutes, are doing some naked bumping and grinding.

Yo, Dave. I just met this girl Valerie in the kitchen and we became Flash Friends in the bathroom!

by FreddieB123 August 15, 2019

Glader & Friends

Behaving politically correct, cordial, harmonious or amicable toward an unlikeable individual you don’t approve of.

My boss delegated a team project to me and ole girl—I had to act all glader & friends with that bitch Stacy!

We all attended my boyfriends holiday kiki. Joey and I were all glader & friends.

The Obama’s had no choice, but to be all glader & friends with the Trump’s during the inauguration festivities. Michelle was like: I had to be all glader & friends with Melania in front of the cameras.

Norm tried using Christina Ms. Ladybug Gilmore as collateral to broker a peace deal. I had to be all glader & friends to find out his true intentions .

I have to be all glader & friends with my bully cause I don’t want to get punked.

by Chompers December 29, 2017