cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011

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cum cavern

the cunt of a slut. a huge open space with all sorts of cum stalagmites and stalactites and shit. some grimy shit right there

your grandma's such an old ho she's probably got a cum cavern

by cs2toktos October 13, 2011

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cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 23, 2023

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Femboy Cum

Best type of cum to drink, consume, or have all over your face.

Person: I love me some femboy cum
Other person: Dude that's super fucking gay
Person: Well you know I love me some femboy fags
Other person: Jeezus have fun eating that femboy cum I guess

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker April 22, 2023

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The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.

"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.

Bystanders stopped to look at him.

He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023

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Cum Pop

The act of nutting in a girls asshole. And setting her in the freezer over night with a stick in her ass. This will leave you with a tasty treat and a dead girlfriend.

Me and my girl just made some cum pops

by Emma vejhrn October 18, 2019

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