National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

National beat a bish up day

Do you always see that one girl/guy that you want to beat the absolute hell out of but you don't because you'll get "in trouble "and you don't want to ruin your reputation, Well on April 18 it's national beat a bish up day. Don't be shy, go for it!

GIRL/GUY- *Trips with shoe in front of everyone*
YOU- Its National beat a bish up day shouldn't have done that today *Starts Slapping and punching*:) <3

by anonymous February 17, 2021

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

by Shanghugh October 21, 2020

national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !

Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

im gonna beat the goofy outa u

This is referring to goofy from the show mickey mouse. Goofy is usually messing up things before anyone else has the chance to do so themselves. This may sound like a formal explanation but this phrase means of nothing formal at all. In conclusion, to beat the goofy out of someone would be kicking there butt until they actually believe that they cant mess up anymore because they have no goofy left in them.

Boy im gonna beat the goofy outa u if u spill one more soda on my carpet!

by Db leedtthj December 23, 2016