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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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asshole

1. Person which is intentionally mean to you and targeting you for no reason.
2. Moderator banning you just because you exist.
1. Oh yeah, he is just being an asshole.
2. I got banned by that asshole for no reason again.
by Ondrashek06 May 24, 2020
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Asshole

Your ex who does not respect you, who does not appreciate you, who would look at someone else the way he/she should look at you.
Harith is an asshole. He shouldn't date anyone yet if he is not ready.
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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
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Asshole

Donald Trump has killed over 160,000 people in America. He is such an asshole.
by Coroanaviruz July 17, 2020
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Asshole

A place where poop comes out
Asshole is smellya
by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020
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