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National 31 Day

You must send nudes to your friend who has sent you this.
by Jaime Bermudez August 31, 2022
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national grab ass day.

it's national grab ass day. damn that ass look fat in the jeans, lemme smack it.
by tttyyuu September 1, 2022
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National Crush Day

A day to appreciate your Crush, by sending photos to them, telling them why you like them. And most importantly, to tell the World who you like.
National Crush Day is on September 2
Today is National Crush Day. And you are my crush. National Crush Day means to appreciate you
by uez September 1, 2022
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international day of OJ

A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”

Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”
by orangecitrusorange September 1, 2022
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Little Bitch Day

September 2nd, the day in which all little bitches are celebrated instead of ridiculed
Chad: Hey, little bitch, how was your day>
Little bitch: Good, it's September 2nd so no one was mean to me today
Chad: Enjoy it for a few more hours little bitch, little bitch day will end soon.
by dr chad September 2, 2022
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tiddy pic day

Today is tiddy pic day! Send this to yo girl to get a free tiddy pic. If she doesnt send one then she doesnt get a dick pic on dick pic day.
person 1: hey what day is it today
person 2: its tiddy pic day bro. Get a free tiddy pic from your gf
person 1: hell yeah bro
by spunkmunk37 September 2, 2022
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I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.
“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day
by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022
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