Monkey Business

shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.

Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business

by Me=word plug February 11, 2020

Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe

"Loc you are a Vietnamese Monkey"

by sour_man_Noah August 18, 2020

Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.

“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

Monkey Tamer

one who thoroughly satisfies the needs and wants of the Monkey.

Stephanie: you are soo attentive in disciplining my monkey. it's never been more hungry for bananas!
Peter: I'm not just a monkey tamer by trade, I'm a monkey tamer by passion!

by Regina Falangi, I March 26, 2011

monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.

i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.

by markwalls July 20, 2011