Cum Rake

A gay man’s moustache used to take the loads away from his partners pubic hair

Bill used his cum rake to straighten Jim’s bush

by Loomisd June 1, 2020

Cum Glue

The phenomenon in which a guy's cum dries out, resulting the penis head to stick to the boxer.

Mark: Why you walking like that?
Larry : CUM GLUE
Mark : Should have used water Larry!

by DesiGhee June 16, 2020

Rhydian Cummings

A small man who usually has bi-polar. Bi-polar is common to females in this family. He is happy one minute angry the next. Dont talk to him because he will lift his arm pits and release a terrible smell.

You are being such a Rhydian Cummings

by Theo_nik October 17, 2020

Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Cum Cork

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.

Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork

by Allybabba August 3, 2012

cum-tantrum

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.

Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.

by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011

cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011