roman cold

When Ashleigh has a cold and feels like shit, and pronounces rubbish as Roman...

"I have a Roman cold", says Ashleigh!
"What's that?" I reply, to which she shouts "rubbish", " oh that's going on Urban Dictionary if it's not there"!

by Roger Spires March 25, 2023

Cold Budweiser Award

A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.

I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.

by Read and Write April 4, 2023

Cold washcloth

Oh, God, yeah. That is good on and around my brain. Mmmm... Yeah.

Hym "Aw yeah... Get that cold washcloth all up on muh brainz.... Mmm... That's better. 10/10 would recommend a cold washcloth for your brains. Maybe some peas. Go get some peas. Put em on your brain-cage... It's good. Trust me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Cold Visions

A feeling of foreboding, an imminent sense of doom popularized by Bladee on the album Cold Visions.

Laying awake in my bed at night
I can't sleep
I'm having Cold Visions
I'm staring at the ceiling

by salogarten June 7, 2024

Hot-Cold

when a hot beverage gone cold

sally: my stomach hurts

chrome: its that hot-cold coffee you drinking

by wowarealword July 3, 2024

The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.

My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

by RideBigPony August 2, 2024