Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!

"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"

by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025

Waffle house alert

Where a waffle house is closed for a disaster

Oh no the waffle house alert went off

by El Pseudonymio August 1, 2025

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food

george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now

by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.

I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.

by EliaWolff October 25, 2025

Biloxi Dumpster waffle

When you take the waitress from the waffle house in biloxi out back to give her a hard pounding over the truck of your 1986 Buick grand national while smoking crystal meth and the tag light illuminates her coochie that resembles a dirty waffle.

Man I went to the waffle house and the waitress gave me the house special a "biloxi dumpster waffle".

by Coalroller001 November 13, 2025