The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.

My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

by RideBigPony August 2, 2024

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

You cold asl

Your fine asf! Whoever that someone is, is saying your sexy

Bro look at dat chick over there, bro she fine asf
If you think your fine, den you cold asl or fine asl

by FruitSnaxkz March 23, 2023

roman cold

When Ashleigh has a cold and feels like shit, and pronounces rubbish as Roman...

"I have a Roman cold", says Ashleigh!
"What's that?" I reply, to which she shouts "rubbish", " oh that's going on Urban Dictionary if it's not there"!

by Roger Spires March 25, 2023

Cold Budweiser Award

A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.

I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.

by Read and Write April 4, 2023

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025