Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.

Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.

by Super Wasian November 6, 2023

texas

to anally be stuffed deep with capybaras

I am so texas right now

by zachroorda November 9, 2023

Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.

Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style

by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023

West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.

As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’

by richardstroker January 2, 2024

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger

Corpus Christi, Texas sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024