Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 1, 2024

russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

Russian Chuckle

A polite laugh to humour the speaker

She gave a russian chuckle in response to the appalling pun.

by Seaglass Beach January 22, 2026

Russian Blowdryer

Throwing bagged up, hot shit at a person while getting a blowjob by someone that has their hair on fire

Me and my fiancé were losing the sexual spark so we tried the Russian Blowdryer

by Koshka Brotherhood February 2, 2026

Russian Goonlets

A game of Russian roulette where instead of putting the gun to the head, you insert the barrel of t gun in the anus of vagina.

Let's play a game of Russian Goonlets

by Odd_ball963 February 4, 2026

Russian Roulette Theorem

A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.

Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy

by Darth kugor February 6, 2026