New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

j music central

the best music blog around.

"do you know who i am? im j music central bitch!"

by bridgettttt May 4, 2021

uplifting bitch music

Music intended to be uplifting for bitches

Hey, did you hear that uplifting bitch music by Anna Nalick called "Unwritten"?

by Lajon July 12, 2006

high school musical

the greatest movie. great actors filled with a lot of iconic moments. catchy songs that you'll sing until you're 70. i def recommend. if you don't watch you're missing out on a lot of inside jokes and we can't be friends as well as a lot of other people who will hate you for your lack of knowledge . often referred to as HSM.

"Wow, that dude has his head in the game. He must've watched High School Musical."

by Kenny Ortega January 21, 2018

Musical Blue Balls

After waiting weeks to go to a conert, You hear the first five notes at said concert, but then it gets called off due to injury or retardation.

Last night i went to the free alexisonfire concert, And after 12 seconds i was about to nut but then someone broke the barrier and everyone was kicked out. I feel like i have musical blue balls

by 2010 olympic spirit February 17, 2010

second hand music

When you hear music coming from another sound system other than your own or from someone else.

In the car, i heard second hand music coming from a car in the traffic next to us.

by muriel pidcock August 24, 2007

Female Manipulator Music

Female manipulators usually listen to artists like Mitski, Hole, Marina, Lana Del Ray or Melanie Martinez. Other artists include grunge or alternative genres

Ellia: Omg gurl what r u listening to??
Penny: Hole and Mitski!!! theyre my favs

Ellia: You’re gay and you listen to Female Manipulator Music?? Slay pussy hat cutie pie!!

by anonymous May 17, 2022