Mark Wahlberg had an affair with a Chinese lesbian in 2005 and had given birth to a baby boy who was named after his father but more scuffed
"honey there is someone with our neighbor Marc, the kid doesn't even look like him, I'm calling 911"
"Sweety stop! Thats his son"
"Whats his name then?"
*Laughs in braille*
"Mark Chinaberg"
"Sweety stop! Thats his son"
"Whats his name then?"
*Laughs in braille*
"Mark Chinaberg"
by CLEANUP ON AILE 25 August 23, 2021
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by Hallucino_Jenic September 3, 2021
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friend 2: if mark playing?
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Seethes at witnessing narcissistic abuse; but ole Mark digresses to that dumpster fire parallel quickly… & be hating on the same poor tormented soul. Mark murders the “nice” right out of people.
Scorpio Kinkster with a very healthy appetite for eroticism & the deeper folds of sexual pleasure.
Seethes at witnessing narcissistic abuse; but ole Mark digresses to that dumpster fire parallel quickly… & be hating on the same poor tormented soul. Mark murders the “nice” right out of people.
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Auntie Son: “BTW, Kindness is free Mark!”
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2. some actor no one cares about
2. some actor no one cares about
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Be careful. His girlfriend is nearby and she's just as crazy as he is...
Be careful. His girlfriend is nearby and she's just as crazy as he is...
by HoneyAndRum November 21, 2024
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