Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021

kentucky coinslot

When you’re fisting a girl while using a roll of quarters as a fist pack.

My girl asked me for $10 so I gave her the Kentucky coinslot.

by Benny D. July 9, 2021

Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!

by silverback6969 November 14, 2024

Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... whilst his Grandma watched!

by silverback6969 November 16, 2024

Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's beard around your waist so they can't get away while you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!

by silverback6969 December 9, 2024

kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 13, 2024

Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female

Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily

by Throw away January 12, 2025