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Cum aftershock

After you make a women orgasm, her legs shake like earthquake aftershock.
After making Crystal orgasm 16 times in 40 minutes, she had a cum aftershock and kicked me in the face.
by EdzoRocks August 25, 2020
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Cum Rake

A gay man’s moustache used to take the loads away from his partners pubic hair
Bill used his cum rake to straighten Jim’s bush
by Loomisd June 1, 2020
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Cum Glue

The phenomenon in which a guy's cum dries out, resulting the penis head to stick to the boxer.
Mark: Why you walking like that?
Larry : CUM GLUE
Mark : Should have used water Larry!
by DesiGhee June 16, 2020
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Rhydian Cummings

A small man who usually has bi-polar. Bi-polar is common to females in this family. He is happy one minute angry the next. Dont talk to him because he will lift his arm pits and release a terrible smell.
You are being such a Rhydian Cummings
by Theo_nik October 17, 2020
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Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.
Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'
by Crashbitch September 3, 2013
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Cum Cork

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.
Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork
by Allybabba August 3, 2012
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cum-tantrum

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.
Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.
by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011
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