Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

clown

you

you are the clown

by zachary:))))) October 16, 2019

Clown

A totally useful emoji that can win any argument no matter if you have any skills.

Person 1: You fucking suck.
Person 2: 🤡 (clown)
Person 1: SHIT!

by some.Noob.is.here October 16, 2019

clown

a girl who drags out dumb drama and calls on her older male friends to fight for her

oh look there’s the clown

by yeahhhh October 18, 2019

Clown

Just look into a mirror man

"I actually got my hopes up, I'm such a clown"

by cheesuschristus October 19, 2019

Clown

a clown is frequently used for someone named christina who lets people take advantage of them and just an overall dumb bitch

no one:
christina vonville: 🤡🤡🤡 ( a clown )

by jordynworkman October 22, 2019

Clown Shoes

A ridiculous statement or situation "That's Clown Shoes"

"My life sucks". That's Clown Shoes

by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019