coming out of the vagina day

A better and more fun way to say Happy Birthday.

Today is Owen’s “coming out of the vagina day”

by SamHowellGOAT August 23, 2022

National Give your Girlfriend A Hoodie Day

August 25th , 2022

a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!

Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3

by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

Mew's Middies Day

A National Holiday where we celebrate a Thai Treasure - Mew's Middies (MEW + TIDIES). First coming into the limelight
in August 2020, the start of 2021 was a dark time for the middie, with even social activists getting involved to
#FreeTheMiddie.
Finally around October 2021 our calls for more middies start to work with the imfamous "back on track' instagram posts,
leading up to the heart attack inducing 'check, check, check' post.

Bestie wake up, it's the 24th August and Mew's posted his middies to celebrate Mew's Middies Day

by Unicorn Moni August 24, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

National titty pic day

August 26 is national titty pic day

It’s national titty pic day

by Bigdaddypds August 25, 2022

National Get on all fours Day

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National Get On All Fours Day!

This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.

T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)

by ImDownBad August 25, 2022

Get your son canes day!

On August 28th it is Get Your Son Canes Day!!

"hey dad,did u know today u have to get me canes since it is Get your son canes day!"

by CHAPALALA August 26, 2022