What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.

The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.

by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022