May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

Do you are have stupid

Only true intellectualls use this insult against their lower intelligence foes. When you utter this phrase, the very atoms in your opponents body escape in fear of being obliterated by your overwhelming rizz. All shall fear you, all shall bow and beg for mercy. Now my student. Please be carefull with this power. You could end the world if this is utilised incorrecly. Go. Fly and destroy all the Skibidis, then we can be free.

P1:Your a fucking idiot
P2:*You'r
P1:That's not how y-
P2:DID I ASK
P1:I appologise, you are truly a master of the arts
P1:But, even still
P1:You are not strong enough
P2:Shush, I end you now
P1:HA HA HA, DO YOU ARE HAVE S T U P I D

P2:NANI
P2 lierally gets atomised

Do you are have stupid urban dictonary, I already used the word. Right up there. Well Do you are have stupid is here now. Did you hear that I said the thing.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

you have bevel

When you gotta tell someone they have the bevel tool in Blender to make a triangle.

YOU HAVE BEVEL, TYLER!

by DimpsyBoots November 2, 2019

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021