Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

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Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025

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only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

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