the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.
by 45718 December 9, 2011
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Get the Tree Toss mug.That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
by J_tits November 11, 2011
Get the Awkward Christmas Tree mug.The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
Get the phone tree plea mug.The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
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Get the Thanksgiving Tree mug.Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.
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