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Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
by Poopy bed June 8, 2022
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Toilet

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet
by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022
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toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)
Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring
by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea
She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift
by splob February 23, 2022
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tandem toilet

The act of two people using the same toilet. Be it M/M, M/F OR F/F. Sometimes done for fun and sometimes out of sheer desperation.
Tanesha: "babe, I can't believe you are peeing. I have to go so bad!
Me: "Well, come on. We can tandem toilet. I'll sit down and scoot back, you sit in front of me"
Tanesha: "no that won't work"
Me: "OK, I'll scoot forward on the edge, you sit om the back facing the wall. For a double back maneuver "
Tanesha: "bet"
by Stank Face January 23, 2026
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