Tom

hes a whale

hes a tom

by lololololololololololollpllo May 1, 2019

Tom

A corn farmer. Also a church boy, never does homework. Eats a large breakfast but small lunch.

Hi Tom

Bye Tom

Tom, how was your day.

How’s the corn Tom.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Tom

Likes to surf

Bro that surfer dude is such a TOM

by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019

Tom

The definition of Tom would be an old ass rich pussy who has a tighter asshole then a nuns vagina. Tom is a wannabe car guy who has money but doesn’t know how to build a car properly. Tom, also known as tttt or quad t loves to eat semen while watching his wife get cock slapped repeatedly. If you want to find a Tom, he will most likely be looking at more stock corvettes because they’re fast enough and don’t need upgrades... all toms are pussies

Tom aka quad T was talking up his stock corvette when a mustang blew his doors off and his wife was giving the driver road head.

by Squad roasts $ May 19, 2019

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah

Some guy called fuckin Tom brah and he wants to party, fuck bitches n get high asf
When he comes to the glorious house of gains, he forgets everything but the fucking zyzz brah, the aesthetic god n he sniffes tren before he workouts.
FUCKIN TOM BRAH

*sniffes the preworkout” “FUCKIN TOM BRAH!!!!”

by Tombrah March 22, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah

Fuckin Tom brah is basically when the guy goes to gaffs, fuck bitches, sniffes tren n workouts and when he goes to the glorious house of gainzzzz, he forgets everything but fuckin zyzz brah the aesthetic god. Fuckin zyzz gives him the tren n fuckin Tom brah sniffes it n go smashes workouts
Remember the name - fuckin Tom brah

Oh shit I want to be like fuckin Tom brah, it’s like a freedom!
Brah check that fuckin Tom brah what a sickkunt

by Tombrah March 22, 2019