Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

reverse turtle neck

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.

“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)

by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023