You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

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Slog siding

Copying yor friends and families Instagram posts as your own

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sister's posts of Zurich

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

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Slog siding

Post a friend or relatives social media pictures on your account without photo credits

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sisters Instagram pictures of Zurich on your account

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

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side cap

When your side bitch know she a side bitch but she cool with it and be airing it with no cap

Ridge view homie: Dam homie noodle is my mf dawg he’s got his side chick knowing she a side chick no cap
Me: you mean his side chick is no cap a side cap!
Ridgeview homie: lhfh u know it!!!

by anonymous September 4, 2023

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Side Bet

An A-B conversation someone Cs they self into

Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.

by Thiiis Guy! September 17, 2023

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side boozled

When you are taken by awful surprise but not a direct hit.

Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.

I went to a meeting for Reclaim thinking that it was a true grassroots organization but it turned they are just an arm of the Democratic Party. I felt side boozled. Luckily, I didn’t actually give them money.

by SlimShadiest September 18, 2023

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