National Edging Day

Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.

Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.

by Urbanskimulll March 2, 2022

national steal a hoodie

Simply take a hoodie from someone who isn't paying attention.

-oh hey give me my hoodie back!!

-sorry it's May 7th national steal a hoodie day so I'm not going to
-I'm stealing yours next!!

-well you just told me so you can't I'll hide it.

by Gwen<3 March 7, 2022

National idiots day

December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots

Happy national idiots day dumbass

by Swagman252 May 18, 2021

National Japan Day

On September 4th japan shall be talked about for the rest of week such as history, culture and extra. You shall watch a movie, and/or animes if you like it or not,

National Japan Day is on september 4th my teacher talked about japan even for the rest of the week, i was so happy!

by bigbootiecheeks May 20, 2021

national bromance day

The day of appreciating your friends or you’ll die!!! it’s may 23rd because erin said so and what i say is law

Erin has no friends but they celebrate national bromance day anyway.

by bigmommymilkers24 May 23, 2021

National no maths day.

The poor students in set three maths don’t feel like working today so this is our attempt at convincing our teacher that it’s no maths day. Wish us luck.

“Gosh I really don’t feel up to trig graphs today”
“Don’t worry it’s national no maths day!”
“Hey miss! It’s National no maths day.”

by sieisfunny May 26, 2021

national derek day

a day where you appreciate derek bc he is the best bfffffff ever

person 1: what’s today hmmmmmmmmm?

person 2: national derek day you fucking idiot

by jubaxo August 8, 2021